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It’s just another night at Dive Bar.
Where your sorrows go to drown.
Pull up a barstool and take a look around.
Looks like it’s the usual undersea debauchery.
The Neptunes are in full swing, the stingrays are in full sting.
You’ve got your your deep thinkers, your heavy drinkers, your gilled swills that like their cocktails exotic, their settings aquatic and definitely don’t need to be bribed to imbibe.
​(They do it of their own free gill.) 
But something’s different tonight. There’s something in the water.
It’s YOU.
And whether you decide to slum with the rum bums or upgrade to mermaid, to palaver with cadavers or share your feels with a pair of eels, with the Dive Bar Underwater Myriorama, it’s all up to YOU.
You even decide what they say. (or sometimes even think!)
So dive in. Have a drink and shuffle the cards. Your whistle may never be wetter.
You’ve got a sextillion choices, as you can see. 
Welcome to Dive Bar. 
What’ll it be?
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